Here are a good list of funny teachers and students jokes. Read some creative educational jokes.
Teacher: “Why are you late, John?” John: “Because of a sign board down the road, mam.” Teacher: “What does a sign board have to do with you being late to my class?” John: “Because the sign board read, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”
A little girl to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother said in anger, “But that’s right! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
It was lunch time. The students were standing in queue at the cafeteria to collect their food. At the head of the table many apples were piled up. The nun wrote a note, and stuck it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the kids had written a note, “Take all you want. God is busy watching the apples.”
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..
*Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
Teacher: “Why are you late, John?” John: “Because of a sign board down the road, mam.” Teacher: “What does a sign board have to do with you being late to my class?” John: “Because the sign board read, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”
A little girl to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother said in anger, “But that’s right! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
It was lunch time. The students were standing in queue at the cafeteria to collect their food. At the head of the table many apples were piled up. The nun wrote a note, and stuck it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the kids had written a note, “Take all you want. God is busy watching the apples.”
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..
*Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
